Wednesday 25 September 2013

Because the 90's are retro now!

Having already had the 'omg it's my last year at uni, what am I going to do with my life' freak out, someone pointed out to me that the 90's are now Retro; because I didn't feel old enough already. Anyhow, in a vain and pointless attempt to recapture the youth I feel I should have probably had, a couple of friends and myself decided to have the ultimate fresher's week experience (ie all week party). We decided that we would be out 4 nights in a row. Now our vreshers week is the last week of September so this post is slightly delayed, however, in my defence I have had a load of reading to do.

Day 1:It's a what now?

We may or may not have accidentally wandered into a UV party. How does one wander into a UV party you may ask? Well, you leave a pub and decide to go somewhere cheap, end up in a club only to be sprayed with paint. I can honestly say that being that sticky and gooey is just not right, neither is the queue for the shower when the 3 of you get in afterwards. Now I'm not saying it wasn't fun, watching people fail miserably at standing up on a wet floor is always fun, but the hassle of having to deep clean clothes, bags and yourself at 3am is just not for me.

Day 2: Not so silent silence.

Being uber cool human beings, we decided to branch out and attend a silent disco. First important thing to know is that the 'Silent' is relative as, like me, most people seem to follow the rule that if people are wearing headphones then they can't hear me sing ergo I can sing even louder.  I can honestly say that I had fun, i mean who wouldn't when the bulk of the songs played are songs you grew up on. The highlight of the evening was being able to dust off my year 4 dance routine to S club 7 and pull it off like a pro (in my humble opinion).

Day 3: So much smoke... can't see a thing...

Loosing momentum at this point after 3 days of very late nights and 6am breakfast shifts,  we decided to  go for one of our regular spots just to relax for an evening. Fun and drinks were had although having to show a barmaid how to make a drink that she is offering is not necessarily a good thing.

Day 4: Run away!

So we went to an indie/rock night, one of our usual choices as by this point I was personally starting to feel it big time. Have you ever seen a moshpit in a nightclub? I have and it's not pretty. It's one of those moments where going to the bar is probably the safest option. Although the look on the newbies faces when it starts (sheer panic) is pretty hilarious.

Day 5: Dying, Dying, Dead.

I had been promised that night 4 would be the last. That was without counting on the persuasive powers of snapchat. After 2 hours of negotiations we agreed to go to a doam party. Now you'd think my UV party experience would have taught me that confined spaces with gunk do not agree with me... you'd think. At one point it was deemed a good idea to get close to the gun, right in the centre of a crowd of people, now for most people that would not be an issue. I have learned in the past that I do not do well when I'm in the centre of a crowd, let alone in the centre of a crowd drowning in foam. Let's just say that panic attacks are not fun. You see, I'm tiny, people are tall and in this case rowdy. Not good, I do like to be able to breathe...

All in all it was a very fun week full of fun. Had I not been on breakfast every morning it might have been even better sadly 't'was not the case.
I have decided to leave the hard partying for the young'uns. A night out once in a while interspersed with nights in is fine with me. I like my sleep too much these days.

Xo

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Saturday 21 September 2013

Hey there!

Whilst my feet recover from serving a wedding party, I have decided to share with you the first of my plans to make this year count. I have made a list of 45 books to read before I graduate. I'm talking books I want to read, rather than books my courses dictate I must read; books I have had the intention of reading for years but that I haven't got round to reading yet.

1. Nineteen Eighty Four by George Orwell
2. Catch -22 by Joseph Heller
3. On the Road by Jack Kerouac
4. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
5. The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
6. Lord of the Flies by William Golding.
7. Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman
8.Where Things Come Back by John Corey Whaley
9. Men Without Women by Ernest Hemingway
10. Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
11. War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
12. 19 Dead souls by Nikolai Gogol
13. Moll Flanders by Daniel Defoe
14. Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
15. Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
16. Le Rouge et Le Noir by Stendhal
17. Dracula by Bram Stoker
18. One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
19. Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
20. The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling
21. The Savage Detectives by Roberto Bolano
22. Jesus' Son by Denis Johnson
23. If on a Winter's Night by Italo Calvino
24. Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk
25.Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
26. The Notebook by Agota Kristoff
27. Breakfast of CHampions by Kurt Vonnegut
28. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey
29. Les Misérables by Victor Hugo
30. L'étranger by Albert Camus
31. Les Liaisons Dangereuses by Choderlos de Laclos
32. Treasure Island by Robert louis Stevenson
33. Animal Farm by George Orwell
34. The Bostonians by Henry James
35. The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane
36. Little Women by Louisa Alcott
37. Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
38. To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
39. The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
40. The Cat on the Hot Tin Roof by Tennessee Williams
41. Looking for Alaska by John Green
42. Someone Like You by Roald Dahl
43. The Fault in Our Stars by John Green
44. Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk
45. A Streetcar Named Desire by Tennessee Williams
Now, I'm fully aware that even for an avid reader like myself these 45 books plus all the books for my courses might be too much to ask. This list is but a guideline, I shall do my best to get through as many as I can. Some choices may be slightly unconventional but as I'm doing a literature degree, I have studied a fair number of those I would have put on there.

This list was made at the start of summer and as such I can already cross some of these off. I shall update in the coming days with my thoughts on these books.

Right then, now that this is said, my 6:30 Breakfast shift demands I catch some sleep.

Catch ya later alligator!

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Friday 20 September 2013


Hey there!

I'm Abby, I'm very nearly 21 and I live in the good old Granite city aka Aberdeen, Scotland (although the use of good would depend on how the coastal wind is behaving). Anyhow. I am one of those people who believe that it is always nice, upon meeting a new soon to be friend, to start off with what some would call 'interesting facts'. So, 3 facts: 
  1. I speak fluent French, et j'en suis fière chers lecteurs!
  2. When alone I either vegetate on the sofa or re-enact my favourite Harry Potter scenes (I'm far too cool)
  3. My dream job would be to work in Editing and Publishing ... SO MANY BOOKS!
Now, whether these facts are relevant or not to the future content of  this blog is yet to be determined. One fact which is most certainly relevant is that as of 2 weeks ago I have embarked on the final year of my MA in English Literature. A fact which is honestly scary. I'm still not sure where the past 3 years have gone, they are mainly a haze of essays and Oxford World Classics covers. I digress. When I compare what I have actually done since I've been at uni to what I had planned to do by this point, before I started, I can't help but feel disappointed. All the things I had intended to do before I finish next July have somehow been put on hold and the thing is, I don't know why.

I have decided to remedy this. My flatmate and I have made a deal to do most of the things we wanted to do before we graduate. And is what this blog is about, it will charter my last year at uni and,(if all goes to plan) a year full of accomplishments and firsts.

Welcome to my journey and I'd love it if you came along for the ride (I can assure you your loyalty shall be rewarded by embarrassing anecdotes).

I'm off to the 24 hour shop accross the road for Quavers.

Catch ya later alligator!

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